Subject: In Memorium
Date: Thu, Nov 2 2000 00:00:02 EST

One year ago today, our friend Tim Klink died. Here's the humor that went out that day... Tim would have liked this one.


Subject: search engines find the darnedest things
Original-Date: Tue, Nov 2 1999 00:00:02 EST

Clark Morgan => Chris Nelson => Jeff Victor => us!


Silicon Valley startup Google.com says its search engine is based on a patent-pending technology that "performs an objective measurement of the importance of Web pages and is calculated by solving an equation of 500 million variables and more than 2 billion terms." How, then, to explain this: A reader's search for the phrase "more evil than Satan himself" returned Microsoft's home page as the first result.

[From PC Week's Spencer Katt]

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