Subject: Three Squaws
Date: Mon, Nov 27 2000 00:00:02 EST

Crystal Heshmat sends us this tale of her Native American ancestors...

Three squaws are sitting around a campfire discussing their children.

The first squaw, who sits on a tiger skin, says that her son is short and muscular, weighing in at 40 kilograms.

The second squaw, who sits on a lion skin, says that her son is lean and tall, weighing in at 30 kg.

The third squaw, who sits on a hippopotamus skin, says that _she_ weighs 70 kg.

So, the squaw on the hippopotamus equals the sons of the squaws on the other two hydes!