Subject: Dumped!
Date: Tue, Jan 9 2001 00:00:02 EST

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Defying Gravity

Panting and sweating, two men on a tandem bicycle finally made it to the top of a steep hill.

"That was a tough climb," said the front rider.

"Sure was," replied the second. "And if I hadn't kept the brake on, we would have slid down backward."

Dumped

The soldier serving overseas and far from home was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote breaking off their engagement and asking for her photograph back.

He went out and collected from his friends all the unwanted photographs of women that he could find, bundled them all together and sent them to her with a note stating the following:

"Regret can not remember which one is you ... please keep your photo and return the others."
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