Subject: Organic Vegetables
Date: Mon, Jan 15 2001 00:00:02 EST
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Organic Vegetables
Two men were talking one day.
"My wife asked me to buy ORGANIC vegetables from the market
garden," said the first man.
"So were you able to find some?" the second man asked.
"Well, when I got to the market, I asked the gardener, 'These
vegetables are for my wife. Have they been sprayed with any
poisonous chemicals?'
"The gardener said 'No, you'll have to do that yourself.'"
Harry Potter
I disagree with the critics who charge that the Harry
Potter books teach witchcraft and Satanism. Yes, I'm aware
of the recent case in Pittsburgh, where a 9-year-old boy
recited a so-called "magic spell" from a Harry Potter book,
and his piano teacher turned into a singing walnut. At first
glance, this incident seemed alarming, but it turned out
that there was a "perfectly innocent explanation," according
to a police source, who spoke on the condition that his head
be changed back to its normal size. -- Dave Barry, columnist
Smile
A smile is the lighting system of the face, the cooling system
of the head and the heating system of the heart.
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