Subject: My Blank Pages
Date: Sat, Jan 20 2001 00:00:02 EST

PackyHumor-Trail: Paul E. Black => rec.humor.funny => Chris Nelson => Jeff Victor => Us!

Rather than repeating "This page intentionally left blank," whoever wrote the "Lunar-Mars Life Support Test Project: Phase III Final Report" got creative:

The relative blankness of this page in no way diminishes its usefulness in the report.

Blank page prevention words.

With these words, this page is no longer blank but is complete.

This sentence lets you know this page was not a mistake.

This almost blank page was intentional.

This page intentionally left unblank.

Despite these words, this page is blank.

Without this mostly blank page, the following text would be on the wrong side of the paper.

The full report is CTSD-ADV-341, Engineering Directorate, Crew and Thermal Systems Division, Feb 23, 2000, NASA, Johnson Space Center, and is available from the web at http://advlifesupport.jsc.nasa.gov/Reports/Phase3/01_LMLSTP.html

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