Subject: I can't sleep in the barn!
Date: Sat, Jan 27 2001 00:00:02 EST

Bob Brunner's been closely following our new President's activities...

There are three men lost in the country in a storm...they seek shelter in a farmhouse for the night. One is Jewish, one is Hindu, the other is George W. Bush.

The farmer takes them in and says he has a room with two beds, but that one of the three must sleep in the barn. The Jewish gentleman volunteers and goes to the barn.

A few minutes later there is a knock at the door. It is the Jewish gentleman. "There's a pig in the barn, and I cannot sleep with a pig," he says.

The Hindu gentleman then goes to the barn. In another few minutes there is another knock at the door. It is the Hindu gentleman. "There is a cow in the barn," he says, "and I cannot sleep with a cow."

George W. Bush then goes to the barn. Another few minutes pass and there is another knock at the door. The Jewish gentleman and the Hindu gentleman opens the door -- there stand the pig and the cow.