Subject: Visiting Grandma
Date: Sat, Feb 10 2001 00:00:03 EST
Nan Quick got this from the Strive.to humor list she subscribes to...
Visiting Grandma
A grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson, who is coming
to visit with his wife.
"You come to the front door of the apartment complex. I am in apartment
14T. There is a big panel at the door. With your elbow push button 14T.
I will buzz you in. Come inside, the elevator is on the right. Get in,
and with your elbow hit 14. When you get out I am on the left. With your
elbow, hit my doorbell."
"Grandma, that sounds easy, but why am I hitting all these buttons with
my elbow?"
"You're coming empty handed?"