Our friend Roy Atkinson was in the grocery store the other day, and he was standing at checkout behind a man who had a huge box of corn flakes, an equally large bag of corn chips, and a single jar of salsa.

Ever the wise guy, Roy tapped the gentleman on the shoulder and asked, "Escuse me, sir, but is the salsa for the corn chips or the corn flakes?"

The man looked at him, smiled, and said in a wonderful Scottish lilt, "Well, now, that all depends on when I get up."