| 21 | "There are more things in Heaven and Earth, Horatio -- hey, donuts!" |
| 20 | "Begone, jackanapes -- we have no need for badges reeking of the waste of monkeys." |
| 19 | "If damned Spot had been put out before nightfall, methinks the floor would be dry and sweeter fragranced anon." |
| 18 | "I seek to find those amongst thee as have released the canine beasts." |
| 17 | "If the glove fitteth not, acquiteth you must." |
| 16 | "Address thy discourse to the elbow, for mine hand careth not." |
| 15 | "Out, out damn spot! Lord Starr doth this way come!" |
| 14 | "What ho, good lord! To what end dost thou employ'st thy
time upon this goodly planet?" "Lo; as I partake in observance of this most excellent spectacle of sport, I do most heartily raise a vessel of ale and quaff it thus." "Verily, verily..." |
| 13 | "No pickle, no lettuce -- shall onion be next? By orders most special we ne'er are vexed. To our humble servility, pray you, defer! Permit us to serve thee as thou dost prefer. Have it thy way..." |
| 12 | "O insolent chad, most feebly attach'd, how thy dimpled visage doth confound noble intention!" |
| 11 | "If you need your life upended, Twist that dial and all is mended. The Rage and Demons battle o'er hell... See it, hear it, feel it -- the XFL! (Tonight on UPN at 8, 7 central)" |
| 10 | "A horse! A horse! Of course... of course..." |
| 9 | "Man, that's going to leave a scar. You okay, Julius? Julius? Quick, grab his wallet, I'll get his sandals." |
| 8 | "We are such stuff as dreams are made of Where thy final exams commence without thy knowledge And thou lookest down to find thyself bereft of pantaloons." |
| 7 | "My deeds would go unpunish'd, but for you, Ill-mannered meddling kids, and Scooby Doo!" |
| 6 | "Hath not a spud eyes? And, too, a dark spot that you really should cut out before cooking?" |
| 5 | "I have defeated the French at Agincourt this Crispian's Day, and hence shall hie me to Disneyworld." |
| 4 | "Good Friar Laurence, bear witness Of this potion thou hast given me -- Will't rest upon mine posterior And lik'n't unto that of an ox?" |
| 3 | "Is that a dagger I see before me, Or art thou just glad to see me?" |
| 2 | "What fools these portals be -- and I, their investor!" |
| and Topfive.com's Number 1 Least-Quoted Line from Shakespeare... | |
| 1 | "Cry 'havoc,' and let loose the Chihuahuas of inconvenience." |
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