MeMail.com: Joke of the Day
Thank you for leaving one [1] tooth under your pillow last night. While we make every attempt to leave a monetary reward in the case of lost or stolen children's teeth, we were unable to process your request for the following reason(s) indicated below:
| ( ) | the tooth could not be found |
| ( ) | it was not a human tooth |
| ( ) | we do not think that pieces of chicken bone are very funny |
| ( ) | we were unable to approach the tooth due to excessive odour |
| ( ) | the tooth has previously been redeemed for cash |
| ( ) | the tooth did not originally belong to you |
| ( ) | the tooth fairy does not process fingernails |
| ( ) | your request has been forwarded to the Nerve Ending Fairy for appropriate action |
| ( ) | you were overheard to state that you do not believe in the tooth fairy |
| ( ) | you are age 12 or older at the time your request was received |
| ( ) | the tooth is still in your mouth |
| ( ) | the tooth was guarded by a vicious fairy-eating dog at the time of our visit |
| ( ) | no night light was on at the time of our visit |
| ( ) | the snacks provided for the tooth fairy were not satisfactory, or were missing |
| ( ) | we discovered evidence of unsafe tooth extraction as follows: [ ] string [ ] pliers [ ] gunpowder [ ] hammer marks [ ] chisel [ ] part of skull attached to tooth [ ] no dental care |
| ( ) | other: |
Sincerely,
the tooth fairy
SUBSCRIBE mailto:subscribe-joker@send.memail.com
Skill is successfully walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls. Intelligence is not trying.