Subject: Make the Pie Higher
Date: Fri, Apr 6 2001 00:00:02 EDT

Keren Schlomy sent this to Jeff Victor. He sent it to me. I'm sending it to you.

I'd like to congratulate the conservatives on this list--the last time I sent out a Bush joke I predicted I'd be lambasted yet again for doing so, and I heard nary a peep. I'm glad to see the people who are still here can enjoy a joke, even when their leader is the subject of it...

This a poem composed entirely of actual quotes from George W. The quotes have been arranged by Washington Post writer Richard Thompson

MAKE THE PIE HIGHER
by George W. Bush
I think we all agree
The past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen and uncertainty
And potential mental losses.
Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the Internet
Become more few?
How many hands have I shaked?
They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pant leg of opportunity.
I know that the human being
And the fish can coexist.
Families is where our nation finds hope
Where our wings take dream.
Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize Society!
Make the pie higher!
Make the pie higher!
Major league.