Subject: Signs the Prez *is* Ecology-Minded
Date: Tue, Apr 17 2001 00:00:02 EDT

Apparently, I'm not the only list that has a conservative watchdog group to start up the flames when W. is made fun of...

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NOTE FROM CHRIS:

A couple of days ago, TopFive did a list of
"Signs the President is Not Ecology-Minded."
Of course, we received more than a few messages
from our conservative friends berating us for
publishing a list which would make fun of the man
who is the leader of this great nation of ours.

How thoughtless of us.
Let's see if we can make things right...

The Top 12 Signs the President *is* Ecology-Minded

12 -Wants to remove millions of barrels of oil from pristine Alaskan wildnerness before it can cause any harm there.
11 -Reduces the number of people exhaling CO2 by allowing more arsenic in drinking water.
10 -Has started a White House recycling program, though it's currently limited to previous administration cabinet members.
9 -Dick Cheney's new pacemaker powered by scalp-mounted solar panels.
8 -His policies have encouraged the homeless to be more diligent about picking up aluminum cans.
7 -He's burying Bill Clinton's legacy to fertilize the Rose Garden.
6 -Co-sponsored a California initiative to develop a photovoltaic electric chair.
5 -Conserves brain power by not thinkin' too hard about stuff.
4 -Dutifully eats any endangered animals his policies kill.
3 -He heartily endorses the composting and recycling of Senator Paul Wellstone (D-MN).
2 -He opposes the Drug Enforcement Administration's plan to destroy agricultural lands in Bolivia and Peru.
 and Topfive.com's Number 1 Sign
the President *is* Ecology-Minded...
1 -During staff meetings, he doodles on *both* sides of the paper before discarding.
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