Subject: Scratch Golfer
Date: Sat, Apr 21 2001 00:00:02 EDT
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SCRATCH GOLFER
Two women were paired together as partners in a club tournament
and met on the putting green for the first time.
After introductions, the first golfer asked, "What's your handicap?"
"Oh, I'm a scratch golfer," the other replied.
"Really!" exclaimed the first woman, suitably impressed that she
was paired up with her.
"Yes, I write down all my good scores and scratch out the bad ones!
Harvard
A young man had just graduated from Harvard and was so excited
just thinking about his future. He gets into a taxi and the
driver says, "How are you on this lovely day?"
"I'm the Class of 2000 just graduated from Harvard and I just
can't wait to go out there and see what the world has in store
for me."
The driver looks back to shake the young man's hand and says,
"Congratulations, I'm Mitch Class of 1949."
Last Words
Gravestone epitaph:
Here lies the body of Solomon Peas,
Under the daisies and under the trees.
Peas is not here, only the pod.
Peas shelled out, went home to God!
-- Sent in by Dolores Crosby
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