Subject: Big John doesn't pay!
Date: Tue, Apr 24 2001 00:00:02 EDT

Good Clean Funnies List (with a little rewrite from me)

It was a bright and sunny day when Eugene started his new job as a bus driver. He showed up at the garage, started his bus, and drove off along his route. There were no problems for the first few stops: a few people got on, a few got off, and things went generally well. But then, on his seventh stop, a big hulking man got on. He was six foot eight, built like a wrestler, and had arms hanging down to the ground. He glared at Eugene and rumbled, "Big John doesn't pay!" and proceeded to sit down at the back. Since Eugene was five foot three and weighed about 110 pounds when he was sopping wet, he didn't argue with Big John, but he wasn't happy about it.

The next day the same thing happened. Big John got on again, made a big show of refusing to pay, and sat down. And the next day, and the one after that, and so forth. This grated on Eugene, who started losing sleep over the way Big John was taking advantage of him.

Finally, Eugene could stand it no longer. He signed up for body building courses, karate, judo, anything that would help him stand up to this bully. By the end of the summer, he had become quite strong; what's more, he felt really good about himself. So the next Monday, when Big John once again got on the bus and said, "Big John doesn't pay!" Eugene stood up, glared back at his passenger, and bellowed "AND WHY NOT?!?!"

With a surprised look on his face, Big John calmly replied, "Big John has a bus pass."

Received from Tim and Sonia.

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