Subject: The dangers of golf
Date: Tue, May 29 2001 00:00:02 EDT

Bob Brunner likes golf, but he's not THIS obsessed.

There lives in Los Angeles a golfer who was totally obsessed with the game; he could not get enough golf. Every Saturday and Sunday without fail he forgot his family, his business, his religion and all his beliefs. Regardless of weather, he'd be out on the golf course from dawn 'till after dark. He was really hooked.

One before-dawn Saturday morning, he left the house for the course. Arriving, he was stunned at the bitter, cold weather. After tough mental deliberation and being half-frozen, he went back home--the first time he had ever abandoned a golf outing.

His wife was still in bed, so he quietly took his clothes off and snuggled up to her backside and whispered, "Terrible weather out there, honey."

She whispered back, "Yeah... and can you believe my stupid husband went golfing?