I was sitting outside one cloudy day, reminiscing on all the bad luck I was having. Everything was going wrong.

Feeling bad, I looked up to the heavens with outstretched arms and said, "Why me, Lord? Why me?"

All of a sudden ther was a clap of thunder and a bolt of lightning, and as the clouds parted, a booming voice came down from the sky, and said,

"Because, there's something about you that just ticks me off!"

Received from Stan Kegel.

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