Subject: Dogs & Charm
Date: Sat, Jun 9 2001 00:00:02 EDT
Dog Licences
During a county-wide drive to round up all unlicensed dogs,
a patrolman signals a car to pull over to the curb. When the
driver asks why he has been stopped, the officer points to
the big dog sitting on the seat beside him.
"Does your dog have a license?" he asked.
"Oh, no," the man said, "He doesn't need one. I always do
the driving."
Charm School
At one of the last all girl schools in Dallas years ago, the
instructor in a "Charm Course" was urging her students to
give their escorts every chance to be gallant.
"Remain seated in the truck until he has had time to step
around and open the door for you." she said.
Then, returning to reality she added, "But if the big oaf is
in the restaurant ordering his steak... don't wait any longer."