Subject: A Dog's Loyalty...
Date: Fri, Jun 22 2001 00:00:02 EDT

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Missing You

Dave went on a business trip for a few days. When he returned, his wife reported that the dog really missed him. "She spent every night at the front door, awaiting your return," she said.

"What an example of true love," Dave replied. "I wonder if you'd be that concerned about me?"

"Honey," she answered, "if you were gone overnight, and I didn't know where you were, you can be sure I'd be waiting for you at the front door."

Dreams

Andrew: Doc, I had the worst dream of my life last night. I dreamed I was with twelve of the most beautiful chorus girls in the world. Blondes, brunettes, redheads, all dancing in a row...

Psychiatrist: Hold it, Andrew. That doesn't sound so terrible.

Andrew: Oh yeah? In the dream, I was the third girl from the end.

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