Subject: Be sure to tip your waitress...
Date: Wed, Jul 18 2001 00:00:05 -0400
For some reason, the name 'Jill' comes to mind...
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The Invitation
A customer wanted to ask his attractive waitress for a date. but
couldn't get her attention. When he was able to catch her eye,
she quickly looked away. Finally he followed her into the
kitchen and blurted out his invitation. To his amazement she
readily consented. He said, "Why have you been avoiding me
all this time? You wouldn't even make eye contact."
"Oh," replied the waitress," I thought you wanted more coffee."
Smooth
At a fancy reception a young man was asked by a widow to
guess her age. "You must have some idea," she urged when he
hesitated.
"I have several ideas," he admitted with a smile, "the trouble is
that I don't know whether to make it ten years younger because
of your looks or ten years older because of your intelligence."
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