Stupid Crooks and Smart Judges

Subject: Stupid Crooks and Smart Judges
Date: Sun, Jul 22 2001 00:00:04 -0400

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BROOKVALE IDIOT

The North Shore Times News crime column reported that a man walked into Brookvale McDonalds at 8:50am, flashed a gun and demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because she said she couldn't open the cash register without a food order. When the man ordered a Big Mac, the clerk said they weren't available until 10:30am as only the breakfast menu was on offer. Frustrated, the man walked away.

Schoolteacher

When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she was a schoolteacher. The judge rose from the bench. "Madam, I have waited years for a schoolteacher to appear before this court," he smiled with delight. "Now sit down at that table and write 'I will not pass through a red light' five hundred times."

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