Subject: How to succeed in sales...
Date: Sun, Aug 5 2001 00:06:12 -0400

When the salesman of the year was asked his secret to success, he gave a shrug. "There's the usual, know your product, make lots of calls, never take 'no' for an answer. But frankly, I owe my success to consistently missing a three-foot putt by two inches."

Two men are talking at work Monday morning. "What did you do this weekend?"

"Dropped hooks into water."

"Fishing, huh?"

"No, golfing."