Subject: The Student Athlete
Date: Tue, Aug 7 2001 00:00:05 -0400
The Student Athlete
A scout for one of the leading colleges went to the office of
the athletic director and announced, "Have I got an athlete for you!
This guy can play every sport and excels at every position. He is
absolutely the finest athlete I have ever seen play."
The athletic director was very impressed but had to ask the
question, "But how is he scholastically?"
The scout replied, "He makes straight 'A's in every subject.
However, I must tell you his 'B's are a little crooked."
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