The "Church" of Scientology has a new album entitled "The Joy of Creating," with songs performed by musicians such as Isaac Hayes, Chick Corea, Doug E. Fresh and Edgar Winter and written by Scientology founder/ adventurer/philosopher/writer/singer/humanitarian/artist/ educator/horticulturist/blahblahblah L. Ron Hubbard.
Now we here at TopFive are sure that Scientologists are all fine, upstanding citizens of the world who never take advantage of anyone, including my uncle who mysteriously lost all of his money (as well as his mind) after joining the "church."
Furthermore, we seriously doubt that the organization goes around suing everyone who disagrees with them, scaring even the largest cowardly media conglomerates out of their wits -- because that wouldn't be nice, and Scientologists are such [*cough* *cough*] nice people.
As you can see, TopFive would rather not take a definite (i.e., legally risky) stand on the controversy surrounding Scientology, preferring to let our humor speak for itself.
Did we mention what nice people those Scientologists are?
The Top 14 Songs on the Scientology Album
| 14> | Still Crazy After All These Years |
| 13> | Losing My Religion's Tax-Exempt Status |
| 12> | Smells Like Ron's Spirit |
| 11> | Da Do L. Ron Ron |
| 10> | Pretty Fly for a Dead Guy |
| 9> | Comfortably Dumb |
| 8> | You Can Call Me L. |
| 7> | Clear Prudence |
| 6> | Audit Young Dudes |
| 5> | Once, Twice, Three Times a Theten |
| 4> | anything by The Charlatans or The Cult |
| 3> | A Ploy Named Sue |
| 2> | Blinded Me With Pseudoscience |
| and Topfive.com's Number 1 Song on the Scientology Album... | |
| 1> | Sgt. Hubbard's Gullible Nuts Cult Band |
I hope that someday they'll come out with a
"Pornography for Dummies" book, because sometimes
I don't get the plot and the music seems weak.
(Col. Klink)
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