Subject: Idiots Hunting
Date: Thu, Aug 30 2001 00:00:09 -0400

Lenore's been flushing out idiots lately...

A couple of idiots were out hunting in the woods when one of them fell to the ground. He didn't seem to be breathing, his eyes were rolled back in his head.

The other guy whipped out his cell phone and called 911. He gasped to the operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"

The operator, in a calm soothing voice said, "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There was a silence, then a shot was heard. The guy's voice came back on the line and said, "OK, now what?"