Subject: Various
Date: Fri, Sep 7 2001 00:00:07 -0400

PackyHumor Reminder: Tonight's the opening for The Lion in Winter (more info at http://packyhumor.dardan.com/archive/2001/20010820-0151.shtml ). If you're close, come on out and see the show!

CLEAN LAFFS
"Giggles, Snickers and Guffaws you don't
have to Feel Guilty About"
"I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and think, 'Well, that's not going to happen.'" --Unknown
During class, the chemistry professor was demonstrating the properties of various acids. "Now I'm going to drop this silver coin into this glass of acid. Will it dissolve?"

"No sir," one student called out.

"No?" queried the professor. "Perhaps you can explain why the silver won't dissolve in this particular acid."

"Because if it would, you wouldn't have dropped it in!"

Two American women stopping at the Hotel in Lisbon wanted another chair in their room. The steward who answered their ring could not understand English.

One of the women pointed to the only chair in the room, then tried pantomime, seating herself in an imaginary chair.

With a knowing smile, the steward bowed and motioned for her to follow him. At the end of the corridor, he stopped, smiled, and bowed again, and pointed triumphantly to the door of the Ladies Room.

A doctor examined a woman and took her husband aside. "I don't want to alarm you," he said, "but I don't like the way your wife looks at all."

"Me neither, Doc." said the husband. "But she's a great cook and real good with the kids."

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