Subject: Adam and Eve and You
Date: Tue, Sep 11 2001 00:00:08 -0400
More from David Marcil...
Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn't have to hear about all the
men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about the way
his mother cooked.
A Sunday School teacher asked her class why Joseph and Mary took Jesus
with them to Jerusalem. A small child replied: "They couldn't get a
baby-sitter?"
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her
five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor thy
father and thy mother", she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches
us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy answered, "Thou shall not
kill."
At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything,
including human beings. Little Johnny seemed especially intent when they
told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs.
Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were
ill, and said, "Johnny what is the matter?"
Little Johnny responded, "I have a pain in my side. I think I'm going to
have a wife."
A very dirty little fellow came in from playing in the yard and asked his
mother, "Who am I? "
Ready to play the game she said, "I don't know! Who are you?"
"WOW!" cried the child. "Mrs. Johnson was right! She said I was so
dirty, my own mother wouldn't recognize me!"
A wise schoolteacher sends this note to all parents on the first day of
school: "If you promise not to believe everything your child says
happens at school, I'll promise not to believe everything he says
happens at home.
When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset.
EVE: "You're running around with another women."
ADAM: "You're being unreasonable. You're the only woman on earth."
The quarrel continued until Adam fell asleep, only to be awakened by
someone poking him in the chest. It was Eve.
ADAM: "What do you think you're doing?"
EVE: "Counting your ribs.