Subject: The Psychiatrist's Test
Date: Wed, Sep 19 2001 00:00:08 -0400

The Psychiatrist's Test

A mother was worried that her three-year-old son was unusually precocious, and took him to a psychiatrist.

"Right," said the doctor, "We'll just try a few simple tests." To the boy, he said "Say a few words - anything that comes into your mind."

The boy turned to his mother and asked, "Does he want logically constructed sentences or just a few random and purely isolated words?"

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