Subject: Ok, one more...
Date: Sat, Sep 22 2001 00:00:10 -0400
Dennis D'Asaro sent us this LAST parrot joke. (OK, if I get more, I'll save them up for a parrot week or something)
A farmer comes into a bar with a South American parrot on his shoulder.
The bird is truly magnificent, more than two feet from crest to tail,
resplendent with gaudy yellow, green, red, blue, and black feathers.
The farmer sits at the bar and the bartender rushes over and says, "Wow!
Where did you get that?"
The parrot says, "Iowa---they got a million of 'em!"