Subject: Harmful Video Games?
Date: Fri, Sep 28 2001 00:00:10 -0400

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Harmful Video Games

Video games considered harmful?

"It is ridiculous claiming that video games influence children. For instance, if Pac-man affected kids who were born in the eighties, we should by now have a bunch of teenagers who run around in darkened rooms and eat pills while listening to monotonous electronic music."

Oh... they do... darn...

Doctor's Fee

In a fancy restaurant in Columbia, a Yuppie started to choke on a bone. A man rushed over, reassured the Yuppie that he was going to be all right and identified himself as a doctor. He performed the Heimlich Maneuver. The bone popped out.

As the man's breath & voice returned he said, "I'm ever so grateful doctor, how can I ever repay you?"

The doctor smiled and said, "I'll settle for one-tenth of what you were willing to pay while you were choking."

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