Subject: Patriotic songs & Too Tight
Date: Tue, Oct 9 2001 00:00:15 -0400

See? GCFL can get tons of original submissions from it's subscribers! C'mon folks, send me stuff! *grin*

I thought this might fit along the same lines as your other funnies this week.

I have been teaching patriotic songs to my children over the past few weeks. In a moment of inspiration, my 5 year old daughter belted out, "O beautiful, our spaceship guys..."

Received from Janet Shell, Michigan.

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When my daughter came home from the first day of second grade, she had a complaint.

"Mom, my shoes are too tight," she said. "They're cutting off my calculation."

Received from Lynette Hendricks.

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