Alert reader Enrique Lopez discovered this insidious terrorist plot and wanted to warn us all.

DON'T GO TO THE BATHROOM ON OCTOBER 28!!

I normally don't take heed, but this just scared me too much not to pass on. NSA intelligence reports that a major plot is planned for that day. Anyone who takes a dump on the 28th will be bitten on the rear by an alligator. Reports indicate that organized groups of alligators are planning to rise up into unsuspecting American's toilet bowls.

I usually don't send emails like this, but I got this information from a VERY reliable source. It came from a friend of a friend whose cousin is dating this girl whose brother knows this guy whose wife knows this lady whose husband buys hotdogs from this guy who knows a shoeshine guy who shines the shoes of a mailroom worker who has a friend who's a drug dealer who sells drugs to another mailroom worker who works in the CIA building. He apparently overheard two guys talking in the bathroom about crocodiles and came to the indisputable conclusion that we are going to be attacked.

It must be true.