Subject: What's Wrong With Me?!?
Date: Tue, Nov 6 2001 00:00:15 -0500
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What's Wrong With Me?!?
A guy walks into a doctor's office. He has a sausage coming
out of his ear, a waffle coming out of his nose, and bacon
coming out of his other ear. He says worriedly, "Doc, what's
wrong with me?!?"
The doctor replies, ''You're not eating properly.'
Insurance
An insurance salesman was trying to persuade
a housewife that she should take out life insurance.
"Suppose your husband were to die," he said,
"What would you get?"
The housewife thought for a while, and then
said, "Oh, a parrot, I think. Then the house
wouldn't seem so quiet."
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