Subject: Fitness Routines
Date: Wed, Nov 7 2001 00:00:13 -0500
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Fitness Routines
I spent a fortune
On a trampoline,
A stationary bike
And a rowing machine
Complete with gadgets
To read my pulse,
And gadgets to prove
My progress results,
And others to show
The miles I've charted -
But they left off the gadget
To get me started!
- Dorothy Heller
Good Time
The week I started a new job, my husband was out of town. On the
day he was to return, I thought it would be fun if he picked me up at
work and we could go out to dinner. I left a note on our dining-room
table with my new number and this message: "For a good time, call
555-1234."
When my husband failed to show up, I took the bus home. "Where
were you?" I asked. "Didn't you get my note?"
"Oh," he replied with a sheepish grin, "I wasn't sure who wrote it."
-- Contributed to Reader's Digest "Life In These United States"
by Gloria Swanson Anderson
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