Subject: Telephone Mishap
Date: Sun, Nov 11 2001 00:00:21 -0500
Telephone Mishap
A woman was at home with her children when the telephone rang. In going to
answer it, she tripped on a rug, grabbed for something to hold on to and
seized the telephone table. It fell over with a crash, jarring the receiver
off the hook. As it fell, it hit the family dog, who leaped up, howling and
barking. The woman's three-year-old son, startled by this noise, broke into
loud screams. The woman mumbled some colorful words.
She finally managed to pick up the receiver and lift it to her ear, just in
time to hear her husband's voice on the other end say, "Nobody's said hello
yet, but I'm positive I have the right number."
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