| 13 | Top5 lists getting progressively less funny as volunteer writers have to actually worry about keeping their day jobs. |
| 12 | Your boss has been spotted walking through the office muttering "eennie, meenie, minie, mo..." |
| 11 | The markets have been so bearish they're now looking for unattended pick-a-nic baskets. |
| 10 | The CEO has downsized to just the one mistress. |
| 9 | To jumpstart the NYC economy, Mayor Giuliani orders the return of "Cats" to Broadway. |
| 8 | Who Wants Regis Philbin's Loose Change?" |
| 7 | 30-year-old hard candy in the bowl at Grandma's now 25 cents apiece. |
| 6 | Several self-employed people forced to lay themselves off. |
| 5 | Soccer moms actually take *two* kids to practice at once in the Excursion. |
| 4 | Amazon.com downgrades its name to SissyGirl.com. |
| 3 | Daily dilemma: Spend the 49 cents to supersize or to buy 49 shares of Cisco. |
| 2 | You don't seriously believe Jordan came out of retirement just for the love of the game, do you? |
| and Topfive.com's Number 1 Sign the U.S. Economy is in a Recession... | |
| 1 | When E.F. Hutton speaks, you reply, "Yes, I would like fries with that." |
Judging from the lack of business,
I have to think that men are the
only people to see humor in my
idea of a "singing mammogram."
(Mike Culp)
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