Subject: Wenceslas
Date: Sun, Dec 9 2001 00:00:12 -0500

My beloved 'niece', Lyn Belzer, sent this one last year, saying "It's short, but it packs quite a wallop. :)"

King Wenceslas rings up Pizza Hut on Christmas Eve:

"It's King Wenceslas here, I'd like a pizza delivered"

"Will that be the usual order sir?"