Subject: We now resume regular humor...
Date: Wed, Dec 26 2001 00:00:13 -0500
How do you make friends with a squirrel? Climb up a tree and
act like a nut!
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"If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten."
-George Carlin
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"Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a
penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far
didn't see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was
grounded." -Tim Allen
Little Mary was attending a wedding for the first time. As
she sat in the church, she watched the bride slowly approach
the altar. Mary whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride
dressed in white?"
"Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the
happiest day of her life," her mother tried to explain,
keeping it simple.
The child thought about this for a moment, then said...
"So why is the groom wearing black?"