Bob Brunner's been taking notes when his female friends are having bad days...
| 1. | You - Off my planet |
| 2. | Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we? |
| 3. | Well, this day was a total waste of makeup. |
| 4. | Errors have been made. Others will be blamed. |
| 5. | And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...? |
| 6. | I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 30 years. |
| 7. | Allow me to introduce my selves. |
| 8. | Sarcasm is just one more service we offer. |
| 9. | Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed. |
| 10. | I'm just working here until a good fast-food job opens up. |
| 11. | I'm trying to imagine you with a personality. |
| 12. | Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you weren't asleep |
| 13. | I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one. |
| 14. | How many times do I have to flush before you go away? |
| 15. | I just want revenge. Is that so wrong? |
| 16. | You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing. |
| 17. | Can I trade this job for what's behind door #2? |
| 18. | Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it? |
| 19. | Chaos, panic, and disorder--my work here is done. |
| 20. | Earth is full. Go home. |
| 21. | Is it time for your medication or mine? |
| 22. | How do I set a laser printer to stun? |
| 23. | I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert. |