Tanyalynnette Rosmsmarino sent us this. About half of these we saw in http://packyhumor.dardan.com/archive/1999/19990728-0827.txt, but I liked the new additions...
| 1 kg of falling figs | is equal to 1 Fig Newton |
| 0.5 large intestine | is equal to 1 semicolon |
| 10^6 bicycles | is equal to 2 megacycles |
| 10^-6 mouthwashes | is equal to 1 microscope |
| 16.5 ft in the Twilight Zone | is equal to 1 rod Serling |
| Basic unit of laryngitis | is equal to 1 hoarsepower |
| 453.6 G raham crackers | is equal to 1 pound cake |
| 10^12 microphones | is equal to 1 megaphone |
| 2000 mockingbirds | is equal to 2 kilomockingbirds |
| 10 cards | is equal to 1 decacards |
| 1000 cc of wet socks | is equal to 1 literhosen |
| 10^12 pins | is equal to 1 terrapin |
| 1000 rations | is equal to 1 K-ration |
| 2 monograms | is equal to 1 diagram |
| 8 nickels | is equal to 2 paradigms |
| 2.4 statute miles of surgical tubing at Yale | is equal to 1 I.V. Leag |