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| I. | I am thy Main Squeeze; thou shalt squeeze no others before me. |
| II. | Thou shalt not take the name of thy Squeeze in vain, nor badmouth me behind my back. |
| III. | Remember our Anniversary, and keep it holy. Or else. |
| IV. | Honor MY mother and father. THINE are too damn weird. |
| V. | Thou shalt not kill my love by behaving tackily and making me embarrassed to be seen with thee. |
| VI. | Thou shalt not commit adultery, nor shalt thou even THINK about it if thou knowest what's good for thee. |
| VII. | Thou shalt not steal from my wallet/purse while I am in thy bathroom, nor use my credit cards, nor make long-distance calls from my telephone. |
| VIII. | Thou shalt not talk about our personal problems to our friends. |
| IX. | Thou shalt not covet the higher market price of thy neighbor's house. |
| X. | Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's Squeeze, nor son or daughter, nor stereo, nor BMW. |
"Husbands Should Come With Instructions"