I work in a department store where every night at closing time one of our customer service representatives reminds shoppers over the public address system to finish their shopping.
One evening, a woman who had recently worked at Kmart opened the announcement by saying, "Attention Kmart shoppers..." Quickly realizing her mistake, she tap-danced her way out of trouble by adding, "... you are in the wrong store."
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