David Marcil sends us this health advice...
| (A) | The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. |
| (B) | On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. |
| (C) | The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. |
| (D) | The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans |
| (E) | Conclusion: Eat & drink what you like. It's speaking English that kills you. |