Subject: My mind is almost completely gone!
Date: Fri, Jun 21 2002 03:51:42 -0400

"Oh," sighed the wife one morning, "I'm convinced my mind is almost completely gone!"

Her husband looked up from the newspaper and commented, "I'm not surprised: You've been giving me a piece of it every day for twenty years!"

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