You look good without your glasses!

Subject: You look good without your glasses!
Date: Thu, Jun 27 2002 00:00:11 -0400

Ruth Middleton strikes again...

Soon after our last child left home for college, my husband was resting next to me on the couch with his head in my lap. I carefully removed his glasses. "You know, honey," I said sweetly, "Without your glasses you look like the same handsome young man I married."

"Honey," he replied, "Without my glasses, you still look pretty good too!"

Show and Tell

While working on a lesson in world religions, a kindergarten teacher asked her students to bring something related to their family's faith to class.

At the appropriate time she asked the students to come forward and share with the rest of the students.

The first child said, "I am Muslim and this is my prayer rug."

The second child said, "I am Jewish and this is my Star of David."

The third child said, "I am Catholic and this is my rosary."

Little Johnny was the final child and he said, "I am Southern Baptist and this is my casserole dish."